Monday, 18 July 2011

Like A Bicycle On A Treadmill, Watch Hudak Backpeddle

Hey all! I guess up until now I haven't really talked at all about my pal and yours, Tim Hudak. Yup, a friend to all out there, regardless of race, color, creed, gender, etc.... Tim Hudak loves you, especially now that it's nearing election time. See, Timmy's a true blue 'Tory. And since his overlord obtained his majority government, well Timmy's been just dying to suit up and run Ontario the way he thinks it should be run. And you'd be forgiven if you thought that running Ontario Timmy-style would make abortions a thing of the past, seeing as in 1995, Hudak had ties to the Campaign Life Coalition and in 2009 Timmy said he was pro-life and had signed petitions which called for the defunding of abortions. Yes, that's right, Timmy Hudak is what you'd call, and I hope my pronunciation is right, a real fucking piece of shit.

But, what's this? Timmy says it ain't so! He says he's NOT pro-life! I mean, he "may have" signed a petition or two like that, but he didn't mean it, right? It was just a lark! Come on, I mean, who hasn't just up and singed a petition or two that could totally fuck over 52% of the population? Timmy states that he plans to follow his overlord, the right dishonorable Herr Harper in not re-opening the abortion debates. And hey, Harper's trustworthy, right? I mean, what with the House of Commons, Senate and Supreme Court stacked 'Tory blue, he probably wouldn't even have to re-open the debate anyways. They could probably just sneak a bill right through congress, and nobody would be the wiser. Even if they were, most Ontarians can't seem to muster up the gusto to debate things that go beyond harming women. Remember all the HST protest in British Columbia? Remember the overwhelming noise of chirping crickets back over in Ontario?

The Liberals are out of the running this provincial election. Ontario, by and large a red province for a long time, now stands poised at a crossroads. We can be either blue or orange now, and I'm sure you can all guess which is the better hue to choose. We can't let the Conservatives gain any more ground than they already have, or the rights of women in this country will continue to fall by the wayside. Don't let this jerk into office.

I'm such a bum-breath! Don't vote for me!

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